mutuals who don’t reblog your selfie
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
My friends got married last week and the bride had her grandpa give her away because her dad is a drug dealer with the words “get some” tattooed on his forehead.
make sure your kidz get the bops they deserve
*sets world record for longest/hardest sigh*
*sets world record for longest/hardest dick* ayyy lmao